old proverb number twenty-seven

"If you were a normal mother,

my life would be a lot better"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-two

"There's time enough for all things,
but mothers-in-law are last on the list"
- old proverb

old proverb number eighteen

"It's not you, it's me"
- old proverb

old proverb number eleven

"I'm not picking up
what you're putting down"
- old proverb