old proverb number forty-six

"Young boys' toilet training 

requires vigilant management."

- Old Proverb

(this sign was found in the female toilet block of a NSW caravan park)

old proverb number forty-four

"I have the self control 

of roadkill pecked by crows."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-three

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Where the Trojan Horse failed,  we will triumph."

- Old proverb

old proverb number forty-two

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor at bay, 

a giant apple will safeguard 
the need for a national health plan."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number nine

"People who speak in the proverbial,
need a kick in the proverbial"
- old proverb