old proverb number forty-six

"Young boys' toilet training 

requires vigilant management."

- Old Proverb

(this sign was found in the female toilet block of a NSW caravan park)

old proverb number forty-four

"I have the self control 

of roadkill pecked by crows."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number twenty-nine

old proverb number twenty-four

"if your lecturers call your method:

a dubiuos and doubtful process,

you know you're on to a winner"

- old proverb

old proverb number fourteen

"That's crêpe !"
- old proverb