old proverb number twenty-seven

"If you were a normal mother,

my life would be a lot better"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-four

"if your lecturers call your method:

a dubiuos and doubtful process,

you know you're on to a winner"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-two

"There's time enough for all things,
but mothers-in-law are last on the list"
- old proverb

old proverb number nineteen

"Break-ups:
That's why we don't call them
Love: Part II"
- old proverb

old proverb number eighteen

"It's not you, it's me"
- old proverb

old proverb number seventeen

"There is no natural selection
for the emotionally retarded"
- old proverb

old proverb number three

"Some people are like Lenin,
they're just assholes"

-old proverb