old proverb number forty-four

"I have the self control 

of roadkill pecked by crows."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number twenty-seven

"If you were a normal mother,

my life would be a lot better"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-one

"Me: Commander-in-Chief
You: Listen"
-old proverb

(submitted by miss stacey)

old proverb number eighteen

"It's not you, it's me"
- old proverb