old proverbs

old proverb number fifty-two

2011-10-29T16:04:00.000-07:00

"Grass is the velvet doorway to evil."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number fifty-one

2011-10-29T16:02:00.000-07:00

"Tunaflit

has a strange effect on my innards"

- Old Proverb

old proverb number fifty

2011-10-29T15:59:00.000-07:00

"Men stoke fires before they pee."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-nine

2011-10-29T15:57:00.000-07:00

"A carefree sock collection

is the undoing of the organised."

- Old Proverbs

old proverb number forty-eight

2011-10-29T15:55:00.000-07:00

"In time of uncertainty, crisis, and climate change -

even dickheads seek answers."

- Old Problems

old proverb number forty-seven

2011-10-29T15:51:00.000-07:00

"Sometimes our actions are contrary to our intentions."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-six

2011-10-29T15:31:00.000-07:00

"Young boys' toilet training

requires vigilant management."

- Old Proverb

(this sign was found in the female toilet block of a NSW caravan park)

old proverb number forty-five

2011-10-29T15:27:00.000-07:00

"It's a man's world."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-four

2011-10-29T15:23:00.000-07:00

"I have the self control

of roadkill pecked by crows."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-three

2011-10-29T15:15:00.000-07:00

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Where the Trojan Horse failed, we will triumph."

- Old proverb

old proverb number forty-two

2011-10-29T15:10:00.000-07:00

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor at bay,

a giant apple will safeguard
the need for a national health plan."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-one

2011-10-29T15:04:00.000-07:00

"When a refugee, seek all options."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty

2008-01-28T04:22:00.000-08:00

Oatmeal Never
Leaves You
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty-nine

2008-01-18T06:11:00.000-08:00

"One should always avoid
dogmatism absolu"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty-eight

2008-01-18T06:05:00.001-08:00

"Americans all think they
have the right to
arm bears"
-old proverb
(inspired by a crazy man at the bar)

old proverb number thirty-seven

2007-12-13T17:11:00.000-08:00

"Sometimes instant karma
takes a while"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty-six

2007-12-13T17:10:00.000-08:00

"When using wine to clean
a wine stain
make sure you choose
a dry white"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty-five

2007-09-06T14:07:00.000-07:00

"Better to date a Republican
than a picky eater"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty three

2007-07-29T10:54:00.000-07:00

"Elvis is not well,
but Oscar Wilde is dead"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty-two

2007-07-24T10:14:00.000-07:00

"It is foolish to buy
a vacuum equiped with
a head in any other form
than a triangle"
-old proverb

old proverb number thirty

2007-07-22T23:49:00.000-07:00

"people are dickheads"
- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-nine

2007-07-19T12:52:00.000-07:00

old proverb number twenty-eight

2007-07-19T11:55:00.000-07:00

"For la vida loca
or an after-work drink
when dancing salsa or polka
you're the common link"
-old proverb

old proverb number twenty-seven

2007-07-18T19:45:00.000-07:00

"If you were a normal mother,

my life would be a lot better"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty -six

2007-07-18T05:27:00.000-07:00

"you've entallened yourself"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-five

2007-07-18T05:14:00.001-07:00

" if you have a stomach,

peppermint tea is good for soothing it"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-four

2007-07-18T05:04:00.000-07:00

"if your lecturers call your method:

a dubiuos and doubtful process,

you know you're on to a winner"

- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-three

2007-07-16T10:10:00.000-07:00

"Using your hands to carry something
should be an instinct,
not an afterthought."
-old proverb

old proverb number twenty-two

2007-07-13T09:13:00.000-07:00

"There's time enough for all things,
but mothers-in-law are last on the list"
- old proverb

old proverb number twenty-one

2007-07-12T12:17:00.000-07:00

"Me: Commander-in-Chief
You: Listen"
-old proverb

(submitted by miss stacey)

old proverb number twenty

2007-07-12T12:16:00.001-07:00

"Change must be restricted to
denominations under a dollar"
-old proverb

old proverb number nineteen

2007-07-11T14:52:00.000-07:00

"Break-ups:
That's why we don't call them
Love: Part II"
- old proverb

old proverb number eighteen

2007-07-11T14:51:00.000-07:00

"It's not you, it's me"
- old proverb

old proverb number seventeen

2007-07-11T14:49:00.000-07:00

"There is no natural selection
for the emotionally retarded"
- old proverb

old proverb number sixteen

2007-07-11T14:45:00.000-07:00

"Like sands through the hour glass,
these are the days of our lives"
-old proverb

old proverb number fifteen

2007-07-10T05:25:00.000-07:00

"He who walks with a sack of feathers
will have difficulty finding his keys"
-old proverb

old proverb number fourteen

2007-07-10T03:33:00.000-07:00

"That's crêpe !"
- old proverb

old proverb number thirteen

2007-07-09T07:19:00.001-07:00

"When you have streap throat,
you need liberal doses of streap teas"
- old proverb

old proverb number twelve

2007-07-09T07:15:00.000-07:00

"One man's yam crawl,
is another man's clusterfuck"
- old proverb

old proverb number eleven

2007-07-09T02:33:00.000-07:00

"I'm not picking up
what you're putting down"
- old proverb

old proverb number ten

2007-07-06T19:36:00.000-07:00

old proverb number nine

2007-07-05T16:49:00.000-07:00

"People who speak in the proverbial,
need a kick in the proverbial"
- old proverb

old proverb number eight

2007-07-05T16:44:00.000-07:00

"There's been so many last straws,
the haystack is exhausted"
- old proverb

old proverb number seven

2007-07-05T01:59:00.000-07:00

"Bustin' makes one feel good"
-old proverb

old proverb number six

2007-07-05T01:56:00.000-07:00

"24 hours of mental health
just isn't enough these days"
-old proverb

old proverb number five

2007-07-04T13:05:00.001-07:00

old proverb number four

2007-07-04T11:17:00.000-07:00

"Yankee Doodle don't care"
-old proverb

old proverb number three

2007-07-04T11:14:00.000-07:00

"Some people are like Lenin,
they're just assholes"

-old proverb

old proverb number two

2007-07-04T11:07:00.000-07:00

"Just because you can chew and swallow it
doesn't mean you should"
-old proverb

old proverb number one

2007-07-04T11:02:00.000-07:00

"In America, we fry our potatoes for fun-
not because we're starving"
-old proverb