old proverb number fifty-two

"Grass is the velvet doorway to evil."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number fifty-one

"Tunaflit 

has a strange effect on my innards"

- Old Proverb

old proverb number fifty

"Men stoke fires before they pee."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-nine

"A carefree sock collection 

is the undoing of the organised."

- Old Proverbs

old proverb number forty-eight

"In time of uncertainty, crisis, and climate change - 

even dickheads seek answers."

- Old Problems

old proverb number forty-seven

"Sometimes our actions are contrary to our intentions."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-six

"Young boys' toilet training 

requires vigilant management."

- Old Proverb

(this sign was found in the female toilet block of a NSW caravan park)

old proverb number forty-five

"It's a man's world."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-four

"I have the self control 

of roadkill pecked by crows."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-three

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Where the Trojan Horse failed,  we will triumph."

- Old proverb

old proverb number forty-two

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor at bay, 

a giant apple will safeguard 
the need for a national health plan."

- Old Proverb

old proverb number forty-one

"When a refugee, seek all options."

- Old Proverb